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Thinking I had arthritis, I went to the doctor.

Turns out, I don't have arthritis.

It is called early onset rigormortis.
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I found this new technique to help with memory.
I stopped talking to people.

Less to remember.
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The doctor told me that I was going deaf.

That news was very hard for me to hear.
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https://robert-leighton.com/cartoons/#

I laughed until I cried when I saw these cartoons. You might find they give you a lift. I found the creator in The New Yorker. My favorite today is on the lost weight.
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Here's one I thought some of you might appreciate

My ducks? all in a row
The elephant? addressed
My eggs? in several baskets
My goose? cooked

Friend asks - what about your monkeys?

Those... aren't mine
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Maybe I should just post ALL of my comments on the joke thread.
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July 9-22
If ever I do die in my sleep,
wondering if there is a diagnosis called :
Sick and tired of misinformation, she preferred death.

Together, my dH and I cannot purchase a new toilet seat.
I have left it up to him, so far. The toilet seat is round, not elongated.
Already returned the last one after going to the store twice before.
I suggested he take the old one with him to the store, but "No."

Now Instacart is shopping for us, the guy said "You've got the right guy!" Lol.
It's on the way now, and I am at home where I belong in this heat.
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At least your DH has returned the toilet seats Send, my BIL would find that too embarrassing or something so we'd have a collection...
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Finding something good in everything is a gift, isn't it?

Thank you Cwillie.
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Yesterday, my siblings and I experienced the assisted-living-facility mourning ritual: "Your mom has died. Now clear out her room by the end of the day!"
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Rosered6,
Said as a joke, but also so true, it happens.
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Confession
I am an overthinker.
If you know an overthinker,
Don't tell us we're overthinking it.

We know.

And,

it's insulting to think that

you would think that

we haven't thought that

we're overthinking it.
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Not sure, but I think Ai was short with me because I had asked too many questions in the middle of the night.

Wondering....
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hello everyone! i hope you’re well! have a good day!
🍀🌈🍀🌈🍀

and here’s a little joke:

🙂
“Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you truly hate and blame them for everything.”
🙂
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Bundle…so good to see you spreading your Joy. I had a therapist who once said “happiness is knowing who to blame”. Your method sounds more efficient.

Problem is that person is usually me. Ouch.
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haha. 🙂
hi!! 🌈🌟🌈🌸
thanks! and nice to hear you!
i’ll continue to be gone from the forum. busy with things. but i’ll return!
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Good to see and read that you checked-in with us Bundle of Joy!

Y'all come back now, ya hear!
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another little joke:
🙂🌈

I always meet new people when I go running…
…like paramedics.
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