I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
Most of the time, we must engage the brain before putting our mouth in gear. However, in one case, I would beg to differ. That was the time I spontaneously said "thank you for loving me" to a very loving person in my life.
if you get caught
A steamed vegetable
Be sure BRAIN is engaged before putting MOUTH in gear.
Well I grew 4 pairs, I have 4 boys!!
Women are better than men, we can grow a pair. 😆
I did NOT need to know that about the bday cake! I’m going to try to convince my inner wicked sugar addict that you were wrong … very wrong … to share that. SMH
but I'm way more inappropriate in real life.
Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.
There are THREE possibilities:
1. I’m getting less patient.
2. I’m getting more judgmental.
3. There are actually more idiots in the world.
The stages of Christmas shopping:
1. Plenty of time
2. Oh no
but I just got back from the grocery store...
(phrase)
I really don't care.
"Wisdom has been chasing you, but you've always been faster."
I'm evil now.
go ahead and call the police on me.
It's still there.
I have all zeros
now I just need a one.